I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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