You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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