that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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