i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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