I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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