Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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