so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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