I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
her vagine was all disorganized.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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