belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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