I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This house was built for laser tag.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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