I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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