Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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