someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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