You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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