it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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