Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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