I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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