Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she smelled like a LAN party
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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