U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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