what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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