its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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