mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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