You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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