i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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