is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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