problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I could fuck to npr.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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