He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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