I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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