Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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