is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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