i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Vodka?
Forever.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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