Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
do nipples grow back?
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