I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just found puke in my bra..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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