We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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