You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just invented taco cereal.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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