roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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