So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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