so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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