So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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