i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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