I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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