I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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