Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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