I was born with a shot glass in my hand
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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