I puked a lego.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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