He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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