with your own penis?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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