Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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