You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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