I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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